[bassfisher]

It's your fortune cookie. Reads: 'Your parents will seperate and divorce. They will still remain first cousins.'
Planned Parenthood called. They want to hire you for an upcoming documentary on Attention Disorders & Learning Disabilities. Congrats!!! Your first feature film!

 

[bassfisher]

It says 'if you're reading this, you are more than likely homosexual'

It doesnt say anything other than the company name, and company address.

Nothing else.

Well done boss!!!
The 'round eyes' constantly complain about orientals being all biz and no fizz, i have found that while the nature of humor differs, oriental humor and wit take a a back seat to none.
But i have oriental content so my views may be slanted, amoung other things!